Dead Eggs and Scam
 
I am Obama

I am Obama
Obama I am


That Obama-I-am
That Obama-I-am!
I do not like
that Obama-I-am


Do you like
Dead eggs and scam?

 

I do not like them
Obama-I-am.
I do not like
Dead eggs and scam.


Would you like them
here or there?


I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
Dead eggs and scam.
I do not like them
Obama-I-am


Would you like them
in your house?
Would you like them-
your conscience douse?


I do not like them
in my house.
I do not like them
with a douse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like dead eggs and scam.
I do not like them, Obama-I-am.

Would you like them
in a box?
Would you like them
by a sly fox?


Not in a box.
Not by a sly fox.
Not in my house.
Not with a douse.
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I would not like
Dead eggs and scam.
I do not like them, Obama-I-am.


Would you? Could you?
with my czar?
Take them! Take them!
Here they are.


I would not
could not
with a czar

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
if it’s free?

 

Not if it’s free.
I would not, could not if it’s free.
Not with a czar! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them, you sly fox
I do not like them in my house
I do not like them with a douse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like dead eggs and scam.
I do not like them, Obama-I-am.

A fine! A fine!
A fine! A fine!
Could you, would you
with a fine?


Not with a fine! Not if it’s free!
Not with a czar! Obama! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, you sly fox.
I will not like them in my house
I will not like them with a douse.
I will not like them here or there.
I will not like them anywhere.
I do not like them, Obama-I-am.

Say!
With my mark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you take my mark?


I would not, could not,
take your mark.


Would you, could you
with some pain?

I would not, could not, cross that line.
Not in the dark. Not with a fine
Not with your czar, Not if it’s a free.
I do not accept them, Obama, you see.
Not with a douse. Not in a box.
Not in my house. Not by a sly fox.
I will not accept them here or there.
I do not accept them anywhere!


You do not like
Dead eggs and scam?

I do not
like them,
Obama-I-am.

Could you, would you,
watch me gloat?
Would you, could you
With your vote?

I could not, would not, watch you gloat.
I will not, will not, with my vote.
I will not accept them though in pain.
I will not accept them this is plain.
Not in the dark! Not if it’s free!
Not with your czar! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them you sly fox.
I do not like them in my house.
I do not like them with a douse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
dead eggs
and scam!

I do not like them,
Obama-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Obama!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see…

Say!
I like dead eggs and scam!
I DO!! I like them, Obama-I-am!
And I would accept them to help you gloat!
And I would accept them with my vote!
And I will accept them and avoid the pain.
My heart’s in dark, my beliefs arcane.
And with your czar. And now it’s “free”.
You are so good so good you see!

So I will accept them in a box.
And I will accept them you sly fox.
And I will accept them in my house.
And I will accept them with a douse.
And I will accept them here and there.
Say! I will accept them ANYWHERE!

And I will accept them—the Constitution revamp
And I will accept them in a concentration camp
And I will accept them-­- pull the plug on my spouse
And I will accept them—(never liked that louse!)
And I will accept elderly “early release”
And I will accept…Gee…the options never do cease!
 
I do so like
dead eggs and scam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Obama-I-am!
My Obama”care”
Has all run dry
The next to go
I know is I

Not only that
It’s clear to see
The cost was great
It wasn’t “free”

It’s time to die
Obama-I-am
I must admit
What one great scam!
I now must face

THE GREAT I AM!